1. 1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

    1021girl:

    snickerdoodlesandsausages:

    enjolrasactual:

    in-love-with-my-bed:

    the-winchesters-creed:

    ayellowstateofmind:

    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

    There’s the hufflepuff

    (Source: picapixels, via cocoa-radiant)

  2. nonomella:

    my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

    so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  3. fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

    fucksebastianstan:

    basedpidgeot:

    feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

    urbendisaster:

    what?

    The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

    nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

    "Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

    (Source: cute-decoration, via mtdi4bl0)

  4. unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

    unamusedsloth:

    Looks like he found some amazing cereal

    (via elephony)

  5. eatpussylivehappy:

    bebereaves:

    sh4ne:

    euro-trotter:

    neofriend:

    edwad:

    this is so fucked up

    For the love of god

    I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

    It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

    Erin….

    this
    this needs to be seen by everyone

    (Source: dieselotherapy, via letscreate-a-story)